Current State of Affairs....

...and by "affairs" I really mean the environment in which I'm working. Or, attempting to work.

Remember back in the summer when I revealed to the world wide web my atrocious office space??

Yeah, well, it crept back up on me. I have no idea how it happens....I just wake up one day and it's there. Really. I swear that's how it works. There's song ideas for slideshows in there, packaging for client orders, seminar workbooks, logo designs, paper samples, and file folders. I think my missing lenscap might be somewhere in there, too.

Doesn't this warrant the necessity for an assistant?